Hᴇʟʟᴏ! Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ Pᴀʀʀᴏᴛ ᴏʀ Gᴀʙɪ, I sᴘᴇᴀᴋ sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ, I'ᴍ 25 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ sᴛᴜᴅʏɪɴɢ ᴠᴇᴛᴇʀɪɴᴀʀʏ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄɪɴᴇ; I ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ Hᴏᴡʀsᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇ 2000s ᴀɴᴅ I ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ sᴏ I ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴢᴇʀᴏ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏᴡ I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴠᴀᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴs.
I ʟᴏᴠᴇ Pᴏᴋéᴍᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪɴᴏsᴀᴜʀs, I'ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ғᴀɴ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴊᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ I'ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ. I ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ 3ᴅs ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ I ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ I'ᴍ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ PC ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ Hᴏᴡʀsᴇ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ sᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsɪᴛʏ sᴛᴜғғ, ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟs ʟɪᴋᴇ Gʀᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴏʀ Dᴏɴ'ᴛ Sᴛᴀʀᴠᴇ, ᴏʀ ʙᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇsᴋ ᴀᴛ Oᴠᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏʀ Lᴇᴀɢᴜᴇ ᴏғ Lᴇɢᴇɴᴅs; ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅs ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴀɴɢʀʏ I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀʏ.
I'ᴍ ʀᴀɪsɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴏʀᴏᴜɢʜʙʀᴇᴅs! I ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ʟᴏɴɢ, sᴏ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴜᴄʜ.
I'ᴍ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ! I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀᴀɪsᴇ Sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ Pᴜʀᴇʙʀᴇᴅs ᴀɴᴅ Bᴀɴ'ᴇɪ Hᴏʀsᴇs
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I'ᴍ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғғᴇʀ, ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ (ʙᴜʏɪɴɢ, sᴇʟʟɪɴɢ, ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇᴀᴍs, ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs, ᴇᴛᴄ.) ᴀɴᴅ I ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. I'ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ!
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