ʜᴇʟʟᴏ!

ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴀᴠᴇʟᴇxᴀ. ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴛᴇ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ 2008. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ 25 ɴᴏᴡ ʟᴏʟ. ɪ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ ᴀɴᴅ eɴɢʟɪsʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀɪɴɢ ɪɴ eɴɢʟɪsʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏᴘᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇᴅɪᴛᴏʀ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀᴛɪɴɢ :)

ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴏʀsᴇs. ɪ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ʟɪғᴇ ʜᴀs sᴏʀᴛᴀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ! ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴏɴᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴅᴜᴇ.

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ (ᴅᴜʜ) ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs, ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇs ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʟᴏᴜ ᴘᴀʀᴛ I, sᴋʏʀɪᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴅʀ2, ᴀs ғᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ɪ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜʀᴏɴᴇs sᴇʀɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ ʟɪᴛ sᴛᴜғғ.

ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ʜɪ ᴀɴʏᴛɪᴍᴇ! ᴍʏ ᴘᴍs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ.

ᴀs ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ɢᴏᴀʟs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏᴡ-ᴋᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ғᴏᴄᴜsɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪʀɪsʜ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀs, ғʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴛʀᴏᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴋʜᴀʟ-ᴛᴇᴋᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴏʟᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ (ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ) sᴏ ɪᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏᴡ.

ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ sᴛᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʙʏ! (ʙᴛᴡ: ʏᴇs ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᴘɪᴄ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇs sʜᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ)