there are only two real goals in this game:
- to breed horses with increasingly insane and ludicrous names
- to run the greatest EC of all time
about me:
- back after 15 years in real life
- i'm actually terrified of horses
- i'm still not really sure how this game works
list of future foal names:
- terminator 3000
- expired milk
- the yearner
- misinformation
- heads and shoulders
- left airpod
- internet explorer
- soggy bread
- eczema
- weapons of mass destruction (WMD)
- arigato grande
- minecraft
- JD, PhD, MD, PMP
- tax fraud
- richard
- stimulus check
- toothpick
- chinese buffet
- the ancient one
- ISO 9001
- global warming
- mothballs
- chicken nugget
- calcification
- dihydrogen monoxide
- ponzi scheme
- MLM
- turmoil
- hydrate or diedrate
- apple core
- idk her
- raw unpasteurized milk
- bone app the teeth
- benadryl cucumberpatch
- tim the teeth chardonnay
- chloroplast
- rusty stainless steel
- autocorrect
- floppy disk
- recycle bin
- cross-contamination
- hermaphrodite lizard
- luminferous aether
- unusual circumstances
- crystalmethequins
- false morel
- cracked iphone screen
- delulu
- ain't no way
- unchanged brita filter
- electro house
- toby "radiation" fox
- mars bar
- left pizza
- WAP
- death by glamour
- stacy's mom
- powerpoint presentation
- prescription
- soylent green
- polly pocket
- lo-fi girl
- toil toil boil and bubble
- obliteration
- rage against the florence
- broski
- portal still alive
- nightcore
- dorito chip
- tomfoolery
- unskippable ad
- CA proposition 65
- ICBM
breeding farm info:
- miscege nation - regular high GP mixed breeding project
- venture capital - unicorn generator
- endangered species/forest conservation project - purebred new forest horses