"Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"

"Coincidence? I think not!"

"You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face."

"We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!"

"There *is no* water in the air!"

"Money, money, money money money... We can't keep doing this, Bob!"

"Well, what are *you* waiting for?"

"I don't know. Something amazing, I guess."

"Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win!"

"You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"

"everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah."

"half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about!"

 "I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out."

"We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!"

"Don't think, and don't worry. If the time comes, you'll know what to do."

"Oh, MAN! I'm still geeking out about it!"