I am 22 and my birthday is on December 2nd 2001. I live in Bhutan and study engineering in the college of science and technology. I have one dog named Tobi, I adopted Tobi from the streets. I only know two languages, Dzongkha and English. I also ride horses in real life, my aunty owns a mare named morningstar. I right morning star usually. I also want to become a world famous artist,some paintings,get money and do what I love. I am a big fan of music my favourite singer is Indila and my favourite song is love story by Indila not Taylor swift. I accept all friend requests and always love to answer messages,so feel free to send me a friend request or messages. I also hate garlic but I am not a vampire so don't worry! (Seriously I am not a vampire). I love French language but I don't know how to speak French, sadly. You can call me anything you want like Thitshsosim,thitsho,DemonSlayerLover
Cute sayings:
Don't flatter yourself cowboy, I was looking at your horse!
I know I ride like a girl, try to keep up!
Beware, I ride horses which means that I own pitchforks, and have the strength to haul hay, AND I have the guts to scream at a half ton animal AFTER BEING KICKED, you will be no problem.........
Hold on to what makes you happy, and if it tries to buck you off hold on tighter
Horses keep me stable
Live like someone left the gate open
Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that a problem.
My therapist eats hay
The path to my heart is paved in hoofprints
Impossibilities of the world:
1) You can’t count your hair.
2) You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in you fool!
Things I know about you:
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face, and you just skipped number 5.
8) You just checked if there is a number 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fool.
10) You are probably going to share this and see who falls for it.
Re-post this if you:
stop the microwave at 00:01 so it doesn't beep
love to stand in the shower just because it feels SO good!
sit in your driveway to finish the song that is on the radio
drink your slushies and smoothies too fast and get a brain freeze
mouth the words to a song played on your phone or the radio in front of a mirror.
Jump when the toaster pops even though you were waiting for it to be done.
laugh at your own joke before you say it.
Ever said "what" three times and still have no idea what the person just said to you.
I dare you to...
1.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
2.Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go."
3.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
4.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
5.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
6.Have your friends call you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."
7.When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
8.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
9.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
10.At school during lunch, crouch down and wander around acting like a chicken, going up to random people and clucking in their faces.
11.Sing along at the opera.
12.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
13.Jump up and down laughing maniacally and see how many people stare at you.
14.Draw and read when your teacher is over explaining everything.
15.At a dramatic point in a movie at the theater, get up and run towards the screen yelling, 'I'll save you!'
16.Every time they announce something on the intercom assume the the fetal position screaming, 'no! The voices! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!'
17.text a stranger "I know what you did last summer."
18.call a random number and see if they pick up if not yell why did you not pick up stupid it's your mother.
19.Make your answering machine say, ''Hello, hello, hello?''
20: simply say "meow" whenever ANYONE talks to you all day... see what they do...
21: Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING"
22: Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
23: re-post this on your page...add another step to it........make the most serious person laugh!
Things to Do in an Elevator:
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"
14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny
The horse has:
built-in GPS
heated seat
four speed motor
four wheel drive
power steering
So, who needs cars?
Re-post this if:
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and he copies you in a higher voice. (so annoying! )
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you get under the covers, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over.
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
-you always try to put the light switch in the middle but it never works
-you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING
- you stop the microwave at 00:01 so it doesn't beep (hey, the beep is annoying!)
- you love to stand in the shower just because it feels SO good! (aaahhhhh)
-you sit in your driveway to finish the song that is on the radio
-you drink your slushies and smoothies too fast and get a brain freeze
- you mouth the words to a song played on your phone or the radio in front of a mirror.
-you jump when the toaster pops even though you were waiting for it to be done.
-you laugh at your own joke before you say it.
-you ever said "what" three times and still have no idea what the person just said to you.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh... Fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or hair."
(Oh my ... Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On Starbucks paper/cardboard cups thingies: "Warning: The beverage you are about to drink may be hot."
(Um... duh?!)