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I love everything about horses. And most animals. I am not good at this.

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When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him! Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. =)
I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies, "This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% wont do it. When he was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU, but only 3% of you will stand up for him. When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you!

87% of girls would cry if Justin beiber climbed to the top of the empire state building and prepared to jump. Put this on your page if you are the 13% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn screaming "do a backflip!''


you see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.

97% of people would yell “STOP!”

2% of them would cheer,

1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid and take puppy to the vet.

Post this on your profile if you are that 1%

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused at home.

See that man with the terrible scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother recently died.

You never know what it's like until you walk a mile in their shoes. Trust me. I bet you won't repost this, only 5% do.

When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% that will stand up for him put this on your page!!!!!

I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies,"This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% won't do it. When he was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU, but only 3% of you will stand up for him.

PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their card, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your page and don't ignore it, because the Bible says, "If you deny me in front of man, I will deny you in front of my Father, and the Glory of Heaven" When Jesus was hanging on the cross he was thinking of you! Whether you believe or not, God is ALWAYS with you. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t put this on their page? If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for Him, please put this on your page! God loves you so much. He will never leave you nor forsake you! When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army!!

WE ARE GIRLS:

We run around the house while we brush our teeth.

We read the shampoo bottle in the shower.

We laugh at our own jokes before we tell them.

We can read a sentence 10 times without understanding it.

We go into the shower and forget our towels so we have to make a risky run to our bedrooms hoping nobody sees us.

We push doors, even when the bold letters in front of us say pull.

We say “What?” even if we have understood everything someone has said.

We can see the same movie 10 times.

We have to call our phone to find it.

We can look at the clock without seeing what time it is.

We turn the pillow to lie on the cold side.

We set the alarm clock to ring earlier in the morning so we can lay in the bed longer.

Before we go to bed, we calculate how many hours we will get to sleep.

We try to do things before the microwave beeps.

We close the fridge slowly to see if the light stays on.

IF THIS IS THE KIND OF GIRL YOU ARE COPY THIS AND PUT IT ON YOUR PAGE!

#1: You're a person

#2: You're reading this

#3: You can't say p without separating your lips

#4: You just tried it

#6: Now your laughing  

#7: You skipped 5  

#8: You just checked

#9 Now you're laughing again

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlflie. Tanhks!!

Friends: Never ask for food.

Best Friends: Are the reasons you have no food.

Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

Best Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Best Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"

Friends: Never seen you cry.

Best Friends: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

Best Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

Friends: Know a few things about you.

Best Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door.

Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friends: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

Best Friends: Will knock them out.

Friends: Will read this.

Best Friends: Will copy this, just like I did

1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is  

 

2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"  

 

3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face  

 

4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"  

 

5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants  

 

6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet  

 

7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch  

 

8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"  

 

9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly  

 

10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"  

 

11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment  

 

12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead  

 

13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"  

 

14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"  

 

15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy  

 

16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died  

 

17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them  

 

18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"


Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!This is freaky... DO NOT CHEAT!! ( Or you will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!  

All of my answers were accurate. Takes lie 3 minutes and try this... it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING!!! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.  

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try :p  

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.  

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.  

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.  

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.  

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!  

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.  

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.  

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!  

6. Finally, make a wish.  

And now the key for the game.....  

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.  

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.  

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.  

4. You care most about the person you put in 4  

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.  

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.  

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.  

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.  

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.  

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life  

NOW...put this on your page within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite

For all my friends, whether close or casual, just because. One of the longest posts I will ever do... and the most real, too. Everyone will go through some hard times at some point. Life isn't easy. Just something to think about...did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who... need it the most? Did you know the three hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and Help me? Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile and see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--let's start an intention avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too.