One day, Mordor will be mine, and Sauron will eat his knickers.
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French server : MordorQueen - US server : EntGirl
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Welcome Stranger, on the presentation of a strange Hobbit with a desire of Conquest.
Don't worry, I'm only interested in the Mordor :)
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“There was a lot more to that song,' said Sam, 'all about Mordor. I didn’t learn that part, it gave me the shivers. I never thought I should be going that was myself!”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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In a normal case, I would demand you to call me your Mischievous and Devious Highness, as I will soon be the only mistress of the Mordor, but I'm feeling quite generous today, so you may use the name of Rhea.
In an other boring world, I guess I would be a slytherin (Durmstrang if i had a choice actually) boring human she/her, aged of 21, with a constant jet lag since birth (that or my circadian rhythm is more a roller coaster than a circle), studying med (in case of an apocalyptic future). A self-proclaim great archer, and a lover of the Middle Earth and fantastic worlds... Who also listen to a variety of music (rock, a little bit of metal, electro, pop, instrumental...You name it and i probably listen to it - well maybe not cheese grater french rap songs), watch many films and series, read books, play video games (currently Horizon Forbidden West, and wishing to play Hogwarts Legacy) ...
An Italian mini-series that has been close to my heart since childhood: Fantaghirò (or how to perfectly mix princesses, pirates and man-eating vegetables)
I also would like to sell my kidney for a PS5, but no one seems to want it, do I need to start selling pictures of my feet ?
As you may have read before, I like to identify myself as an hobbit. I may have the character of a dwarf, I'm not ok with having a beard, hair is already taking too much time to take care.
I mean, clearly, they are the best... Fine, elves have immortality, men tall-lity and dwarves grumpy-titudity, but hobbits have at least 6 meals a day and the greatest homes ! And they seems to find pretty shiny dangerous things, my favorite items.
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“There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
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I will try to return congratulations and accept friend requests, and if my weird humor doesn't scare you, I will be happy to converse with you. You see, I can be a fair queen when I want to be :)
*hiding nice poisons, handsome axes and cute blades behind her back*
If you didn't guess, i'm a french speaker, so bear with my mistakes in english please (if not i'll send an army of orcs to your direction sooo don't be mean).
Mmh yeah, no... Go back to sleep Boromir.
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Soooo cute, wanna have one like that
Still not ginger :(
"I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment"
-Watson, Elementary
When Hulk is taking a cookie break...
Eragon <3 <3 <3
Spoons are not to be trusted. Never. Tell that to your children.
But axes and knifes are good.
Walter, Walter, Walter....
Hm... Orange Juice is also cool you know?
It's e-co-lo-gic at least, Lucy.
When you realise you just called your teacher "daddy"
I'm Batman.
Yup, that's me. I'M A DEMON muahahaha !
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