More stuff like this below! 

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What most people want to do on the beach:     What equestrians want to do on the beach:  (LOL, that's me!)

I dare you to...

1.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 

2.Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go."

3.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

4.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

5.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

6.Have your friends call you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

7.When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

8.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

9.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

10.At school during lunch, crouch down and wander around acting like a chicken, going up to random people and clucking in their faces.

11.Sing along at the opera.

 12.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

13.Jump up and down laughing maniacally and see how many people stare at you.

14.Draw and read when your teacher is over explaining everything.

15.At a dramatic point in a movie at the theater, get up and run towards the screen yelling, 'I'll save you!'

 16.Every time they announce something on the intercom assume the the fetal position screaming, 'no! The voices! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!'

17.text a stranger "I know what you did last summer."

18.call a random number and see if they pick up if not yell why did you not pick up stupid it's your mother.

19.Make your answering machine say, ''Hello, hello, hello?''

20: simply say "meow" whenever ANYONE talks to you all day... see what they do...

21:Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING"

22:Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

23: re-post this on your page...add another step to it........make the most serious person laugh!

Things to Do in an Elevator:

1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"

3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"

5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."

9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"

12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"

14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny

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 Nothing is more freeing than the feeling of riding a horse. Her steady hoof beats pound on the ground as we canter gracefully down the field. Saddle? Never. The wonderful feeling of her strong body moving under you is like magic. The wind makes your hair flow behind you in long, wavy curls. The sun makes her dark coat shine as we go on. Her eyes are bright, her head is high. You grip the reins tighter and squeeze your legs. She leaps into gallop and tosses her head. She loves this as much as you do! The field that is golden with goldenrod comes to a end. You slow her to a walk then she whinnies and you give her a big pat and say,” Good girl!” You slide off and your boots make a thump as they hit the ground. You walk way together, partners, and friends. 

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 The horse has:

built-in GPS

heated seat

four speed motor

four wheel drive

power steering

So, who needs cars?

99% of teenage girls would give anything to have a boyfriend. Post this on you page if you are part of the 1% that would dump him for a horse.

 

 97% of girls would scream if someone kicked a ball at them, paste this on your page if you are one of the 3% that would catch the ball and kick it back to them.

Re-post this if:

-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.

-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and he copies you in a higher voice. (so annoying! )

-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.

-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

-you hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other.

-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.

-you feel like if you get under the covers, you will be safe from anything.

-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.

-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food

-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over.

-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet  

-you always try to put the light switch in the middle but it never works

-you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING

- you stop the microwave at 00:01 so it doesn't beep  (hey, the beep is annoying!)

- you love to stand in the shower just because it feels SO good! (aaahhhhh) 

-you sit in your driveway to finish the song that is on the radio

-you drink your slushies and smoothies too fast and get a brain freeze

- you mouth the words to a song played on your phone or the radio in front of a mirror.

-you jump when the toaster pops even though you were waiting for it to be done.

-you laugh at your own joke before you say it.

-you ever said "what" three times and still have no idea what the person just said to you.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

 On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

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Horse racing is extremely cruel to the horses. I am very much against horse racing. To see how cruel it really is, watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsLCxwu2lEY

And read this:

Have you ever stopped to think just what horses sent to the slaughter house have to go through?? Did you know, they are taken in cattle trucks and half of them die on the way?? Did you know that when they get there, they are given nothing to eat or drink and are squished with heaps of other horses into a tiny yard?? Did you know that they shoot them over and over in the head with a nail gun and half the time they are still conscious. Do you know they hang them, cut their throats, and then let them bleed to death?? I bet you didn't. Did you know, they do this in front of the horse next to go so they know exactly what's going to happen to them?? Did you know they take mothers and foals?? Did you know they take the foal away from the mother and let them watch their baby get killed brutally?? Or it can happen the other way around. If you've read this and you don't care, leave my page! If you've read this and do care, put it on your page and let everyone know of the real horrors that go on behind those awful walls. If you don't care, what are you doing on howrse!? Stop the slaughter! Stop the slaughter! Stop the slaughter! If your against animal slaughter put this on your page.

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A story from another player's page:

 I saw a cashier hand a small boy his money back; the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him and said, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this: "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sorrowful eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' "OK!" he said, "I hope I do have enough," I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your page. (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (this story made my eyes water)

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of the people would yell stop! 2% would cheer, and 1 % would take the bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the vet. put this on your page if you are that 1%.

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I am a Christian. I forever will be. You can steal form me, call me names, hate me, or even kill me. I will stay a Christian. I just love God! For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only begotten Son that whosever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

 

 Whether you believe in God and his son, Jesus, they are always with you! They both love you so much! They will never leave you, nor forsake you.

  I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replied, "This much." And stretched his arms out on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% won't do it. When He was on the cross, He was thinking of you, but only 3% of you will stand up for Him.

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I hope that you thought my presentation was fun! Have a great day!

Happy Howrseing!!!