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I dare you to...

1. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

2. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go."

3. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

4. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

6. Have your friends call you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

7. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

9. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

10. At school during lunch, crouch down and wander around acting like a chicken, going up to random people and clucking in their faces.

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

13. Jump up and down laughing maniacally and see how many people stare at you.

14. Draw and read when your teacher is over explaining everything.

15. At a dramatic point in a movie at the theater, get up and run towards the screen yelling, 'I'll save you!'

16. Every time they announce something on the intercom assume the the fetal position screaming, 'no! The voices! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!'

17. text a stranger "I know what you did last summer."

18. call a random number and see if they pick up if not yell why did you not pick up stupid it's your mother.

19. Make your answering machine say, ''Hello, hello, hello?''

20. simply say "meow" whenever ANYONE talks to you all day... see what they do...

21. Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING"

22. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

23. re-post this on your page...add another step to it........make the most serious person laugh!

24. (my added step) Go to the movies with a spray bottle, pretend to sneeze while squirting someone, and have a friend say bless you

Things to Do in an Elevator:

1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"

3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"

5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."

9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"

12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you DO NOT LIKE discrimination.

Click and drag your mouse from the E to U

Even though you can't see Him, God is there for yoU

- I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies,"This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% wont do it. When he was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU but only 3% of you will stand up for him When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% will stand up for him, put this on your page! And who knows? Maybe we can make it 10%!!!

Re-post this if...

-you hear your name even if its not being called

-you hate hearing your voice in recordings

-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called

-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next

-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up

-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other

-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't

-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway

-you feel like if get under the covers, you will be safe from anything

-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks

-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice

-you hate it when you slap the little rainbow prism-thingies on the carpet and it goes onto your hand

-all those times you watched Blues Clues and you never realized that Blue is a GIRL

-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back

-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food

-you stop the microwave when it gets to 0:01 to avoid hearing all the loud BEEPs

-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over

-when someone tells you, "Don't look now," you always look anyways

-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet

WE ARE GIRLS:

We run around the house while brushing our teeth.

We read shampoo bottles in the shower.

We laugh at our own jokes before we tell them.

We can read a sentence 10 times without understanding it.

We push doors, even when the bold letters in front says 'PULL'.

We say "What?" even if we knew what someone said.

We can see the same movie 10 times.

We run into chairs and apologize.

We laugh at the stupidest things.

We can look at the clock without seeing it.

We turn the pillow over to lie on the cold side.

We set the alarm clock earlier in the morning so we can lay longer.

We try and do things before the microwave goes off.

We try and balance the light switch between on and off

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2021 Christmas Giveaway winners:

HorseShoe821 won a percheron draft colt

cece202 won blue 2** classical saddle cloth

SassyLassie won Croesus' Fortune

Thanks for joining! Merry Christmas!

If you've made it this far you've earned a gift! PM me the code word: Delinquentz and shoot me a friend request. If I have giftings left I'll send you an item of my choice. I only have a few gifts I can give each week so hurry! If you congratulate me everyday there's a better chance of me seeing your PM first, but this deal is a first come first serve basis. Winners so far:

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cece202 won: Red 2** polo wraps

chestnut3333 won: Apple Seeds

roherron won: Aging Point

WilliamAfton won: Red and white 2** ear bonnet

VampireMouse04 won: Blue 2** Western saddle cloth

Kizuna won: Croesus' Fortune

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I don't know how to get rid of this table XD

So I will fill it...

With useless things...

So yeah...

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