—Kind of not playing the game at the moment, neck deep in other things lol—

The Howrse god said I had to write something here so I did.

Greetings and salutations all ye lost souls who've stumbled upon me.

I'm one of the many returned players from long ago. I swear I used to know how to play this game. (I didn't)

For starters, I am a filthy pass buyer. I am weak-willed and cannot resist the call of the Nyx-Harmony packs. (it's always the customization options that get me...)

Within a week of creating this account, broke me happened to pick up a 16k GP Selle Français mare in an auction for 3k Equus, after a playful battle with another player that could have easily outbid me (I will never forget you). And it is following this impulsive but auspicious purchase that I started breeding Selles Français under my affix Cʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴏꜰ Κρόνος. I plan to get into French Trotters for the hell of it (because I'm French myself, you see), as well as Thoroughbreds. And maybe Lusitanos. And Friesians.

My Selles are currently turning 17,600 GP, and I will be selling some foals under that level at the wrong price, probably, after I'm done BLUPing them. (I'm trying to come up with a mathematical method for pricing. Mmmmh, numbers.) I'm also offering coverings at varying prices depending on the stallion's GP. Gotta get back all the money I spent paying coverings myself, after all.

Outside of the game, I actually haven't ever had a horse and I've never really horse-ridden, but like many other girls, when I was a kid, I had a period when I was into horses for some reason. Now I'm an adult, at least legally speaking. I write, listen to music and play video games sometimes. I also like to sit in bed and contemplate the futility of life, so there's that.

Feel free to message me for anything! I can't guarantee being nice, but I'm polite enough. As a disclaimer, though, if you're thinking of asking me to sell you one of my horses: if it has a two-part name, you can bet I won't ever sell it. I will not sell any of my immortal-GA horses either, no matter the price. (except if we're talking 10k passes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) maybe)

I try to return congratulations but I don't accept friend requests out of the blue, except if I've kind of seen you around. For example if you're the owner/breeder of a cool stallion I've been getting covers from. Or if you're the owner of an EC I've been invading. Or if you're that cool player who let me have that 16k mare in that auction. (or if you're someone in front of whose profile page I've spent several minutes, contemplating whether or not to send a message because you look cool)

Enjoy the game and have a nice day :)