Hey :)

I'm Carmen,

I spend a lot of my spare time reading, drawing horses, writing or working on some fiddly craft project. As you may have guessed, I like to make things, namely props for my Schleich horses or Barbie doll clothes. I'm not into lots of sporty stuff, but I do absolutely love ice skating, roller skating and paddle boarding. 90% of the time, I have a book in one hand and my sketch pad in the other. Irl, I'm shy. There is no good way to put it. That's why I love making friends online, so feel free to message me! 

Like I said earlier, I love to write. That commonly includes stories about my horses in the "Notes" area of their pages. I'm working on getting one for all my favorite horses so if you're interested, message me the horse's name and I'll happily send back the story. Other than that, I also write other things, one of which, is hopefully going to be an actual book.

Guide to making people leave you alone:

1. Get a book with a very technical/confusing name. Mine is called "The comparative grammar of Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and French."

2. Take it with you to school or other public places and read it. If it's too technical and confusing for you, pretend to read it and just put another book behind (Very effective).

3. Watch and try to keep a straight face as people ask what you're reading and then proceed to look at you like you're crazy and walk in the opposite direction. If you don't want them to even approach you then hold the book up so they can see the title without asking you and try to look really absorbed in it.

Cool quotes:

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive"

"Give joy to others and you'll receive more joy in return"

If you have any others that I should put here, message me :)

Jokes that may or may not be worth knowing:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the man laying bricks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? 'Cos he was out-standing in his field.

The wedding was beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

Rest in peace boiling water, you will be mist.

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on him? Nothing, he just let  out a little wine.

How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge? There'll be footprints in the butter.

Who stole the soap? The robber ducky.

How many elephants fit in a mini? Four, two in the front, two in the back.

How do you know if there are eight elephants in the grocery store? There are two mini's parked out front.

If you think of any jokes I should add please message me!

Thanks for visiting my profile! I hope it was worth it ;)