ʜᴇʏ ɪ'ᴍ ʙʀᴜʜᴄᴏʟʟɪ!
ɪ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ʜᴏᴡʀꜱᴇ ɪɴ ɪᴛꜱ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴅᴀʏꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏɴɢ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ꜱᴏ ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ... ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴏɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɢᴀᴍᴇ!
ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴏɢꜱ, ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ, ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ (ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴏᴏᴘ) ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ...
ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ!
(Steal is a simp)