*On Hiatus + my presentation is old, but I probably won't update it yet.

Hey!

About Me*: I specialize in the noble Akhal Teke breed, that I started out with, which set me up with some Dun colored twins, the pride of my heart, Armitron & Athena. I finally figured out the process of "BLUPing" a horse (took me long enough!) so, yeah....wait for the day that I have succeeded in fully immersing myself in an obsession for this breed.  

Though I want to specialize in Akhal Teke's, I do have a few other breeds I bought, (1) because they're beautiful and (2) as a second means of income, since I don't sell any of my Akhal Teke's. I care about all of my horses as you may notice, and as my sister loves to tease me playfully about, I give each and everyone of them their own individual name. This is partly to give me the illusion of running a serious business with real horses, and partly because if I sell a horse to someone and they put it in the Safe Haven, and I check back later and find that "Automated purchase" has left existence without a trace of their former selves, other than their parents they should at least have some kind of identity to salvage the scrap of dignity they have left after basically being thrown away.  Yes, I have very strong opinions about this...sorry you had to see that. I also have an account on the U.S. server as MindofMilkandCake...I'm weird like that. Other...chickensmoothie: Kayara

Business: I will sell any foal for 3,000e, and any foal older than six months for 4,000e if I have already registered them in an EC. I'll work out other, differing, prices according to age, gender, skill, breed, rarity and such, later. So really for special occasions, I will just price them at whatever seems fair, as well as taking into consideration what everyone else is asking for.

 (bit of a rant, unimportant) What's frustrating about that is while I think as a starter price 3,000 is fair, I see that for some, 2000 to 3000 is the maximum they will pay for just random horses. I like to think my horses are worth more than that, but I don't want to conform to rising costs either. I've seen that apparently a foal could sell for like 300e or 500e and that some BMI's would cost as little as 1 pass in the earlier years of the game...how different from now.

News:  I have activated the forum for Blitz Trail Center.

Howrse Lingo - for when I take month long breaks and can't remember anything: 

1. DM/PM: "PM" private message -DM" Direct message.

2. The thing you're reading right now: I've heard presentation, message board, page, profile, and bio. According to the game it is a presentation, but I say just call it what you like and any way you hear it, this is what they're talking about.

3. GP: Genetic Potential.

4. BMI: Black Market Item.

5. AG: Aging Point

6. DA: Diamond Apple.

7. VA: Vintage Apple.

8. Bolts: Some people just say bolts, but they're talking about Zeus' Lightning Bolt.

9. Breeds: If you see a page with "random" capital letters everywhere they are most likely abbreviations for horse breeds. This one is really obvious, the most easy to figure out by yourself then the others so I'm not gonna spell it out for you; e.g. TB (thorough-bred) and so on.

10. Foundie: A "foundation horse(s)" which is the horse(s) you were given at the start of the game; usually three.

Note: If I congratulated you, there is a 98% chance I read your presentation.

Ciao!

p.s.  I would also would appreciate anyone who congratulates me for my game?...... pls? lol Thanks! 

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Now you know I live in the U.S. 

Gᴏᴅ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ᴄᴇʟʟ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ... 

Hᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Fᴀᴄᴇʙᴏᴏᴋ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ...

Hᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Tᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ I sᴛɪʟʟ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ Hɪᴍ...

Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ Iɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ...

Iғ Gᴏᴅ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀɢᴇ

 Yes! #SpiritStallionoftheCimarron

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(Pentecostal/Apostolic *and proud of it* is the denomination).....Though, being Christian has nothing to do with my game so while I am not ashamed of it I also don't feel the need to, "re post if you agree, 95% wouldn't". Really I believe that this space is only for the game. As you can see I have already added a randomness section, but it is separate from the stuff that you should actually know. Likewise, every time I come across a presentation that sounds like it belongs on some dating site, I never let the personal stuff (age, orientation, belief) influence my decision to congratulate or do business. So yeah, this stuff isn't necessary, but...I have to say it does make me feel good when I find that I have something in common with someone here.

 For example, I love cat and dog memes. 

And Warrior Cats, though I must admit, I'm a little disappointed in Dovewing....

My favorite cats are Jayfeather, Sandstorm,  Mothwing, and Yellowfang.

 I know, know but the music is so goood.. Yas queen! The history of this is actually pretty interesting..

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 put me on your page so I can run all over Howrse !

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Your rainbow is strongly shaded brown and red. What is says about you: You are a passionate person. You appreciate the roughness of nature. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you. You feel closer to people when you understand their imperfections.

  Hehe, just don't ask me what exactly I write....

Not sure if this is true or not, but there has got to be a better alternative to slaughter:

A girl and her family was filling up their truck at a local gas station when two semis full of horses pulled up beside them. A man in another truck asked one of the truck drivers where all of those horses were going. They were going to Mexico.The man asked the truck driver why they were all going to Mexico.They were going for slaughter. The truck driver said that because of the drought in the area, a lot of ranchers couldn't feed or sell or give away their horses to people who could actually own them, so they sold them for slaughter in Mexico.The girl and her family listened in on the conversation. It was the first time the girl had ever actually seen horses doomed for slaughter in real-life, when it was actually happening. And, due to her love of horses, she walked up to the truck and stuck her hand in one of the holes to pet the legs or the lowered noses of some horses, then she walked back to her family's car. The girl wanted at least some of the horses to feel a kind hand one last time before having to face a terrible blade of death. When she got home, she got on the internet and posted this message for people to read and pass on. That girl was accollins1697, and if you want to help her u can write this on your page, and if she visits your page and sees this, she will know that she is one step closer to stopping horse slaughter. please write this on your page to help the campaign. 

Read this and you'll think the human race won't make it too much longer:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their page, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.

 Rottweilers! Find me on Furry paws: Kaya

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