I don't actually like horses, to be completely honest. Every instance I've had with one has ended relatively poorly, not on the horses fault of course. They're either not having a good day, or something is wrong with their shoe, they have intestinal issues, my riding teacher is just a jerk, it's a generic icy rain day that's poor for riding... etc... But they also kinda weird me out.

 I just feel like they would eat my flesh if I happened to be dead. Kinda like butterflies would, you know? Butterflies are not vegetarians and will eat rotting corpses, which is so metal. Don't get me wrong, I know that horses are in fact herbivores, but looking at their faces I do not get that impression. Anyways, I don't like horses too much, but I love the game, so you'll see me around.