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For my 1500th Congratulator is cassie26! Who won a Chronos Timer!!! Thank you for congratulating me!!!

 My 1,000th Congratulator is tammy!. Who won a harmony pack!! Thank you to all who congratulate me!

Thank you to all my friends who have given me gifts during the lottery!!!8f0d73882229b1f472cf172ee2f66ad8.png


If you congratulate me and I see it. I will congratulate you back. And I accept all friend requests.

A little bit about me: I am a female teenager. I live on a farm (I have all sorts of animals). And I love horses and goats. I like to ride western.  I am the proud owner of two wonderful ( I think)  horses who are mischievous and can get away with pretty much anything!! My one fjord is in my profile pic8f0d73882229b1f472cf172ee2f66ad8.pnga4bc962b6472bd3fac0f915a0ff0c336.png!!! I have a fjord filly who is wonderful and currently working on training her to be my future western horse!! I also have two wonderful horses that are now in heaven69dfdf4e6a7c8489262f9d8b9958c9b3.png. One had to be put down from a very serious case of colic and the other was 35 and died from a heart attack!! I will always love a4bc962b6472bd3fac0f915a0ff0c336.pngthem! My favorite horse breeds are Fjords, Black Forest Horses and Quarter Horses. 

Come visit my Equestrian Center: The Fjord's Playground!!!

I am attempting to get every coat color from the horse breeds right now. And I have only received Thirty-Five of the trophies for the breeds. It is definitely work in progress. 

If you would like to reserve a foal from a certain mare, a certain coat color or a high GP horse of a certain breed, plz message me.

If you want to start a conversation with me I am fine with that. I love horses and I know lots about them. If you have any questions about howrse or horses. I will be glad to try to answer them ( I don't know if I can).


I will buy any unwanted horses for 10,000 equus. Plz message me and I will buy them. I will give them a forever loving home.


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"Don't cry for the horses that life has set free,
A million white horses forever to be

Don't cry for the horses now in God's hands
As they dance and they prance to a heavenly band

They were ours as a gift never to keep
As they close their eyes forever to sleep

Their spirits unbound on silver wings they fly
A million white horses against the blue sky

Look up into heaven you'll see them above
The horses we lost the horses we loved

Manes and tails flowing they gallop through time
They were never yours they were never mine

Dont cry for the horses they will be back someday
When our time has come they will show us the way"


― Brenda Riley-Seymore

 In Memory of my two Horsie's. My best friends and companions. a4bc962b6472bd3fac0f915a0ff0c336.png


Fjord Facts:

1. The Fjord breed is over 4,000 years old. The second oldest breed in the world. The first is the Arabian Horse.

2. The Vikings used Fjords for war horses.

3. Fjords are light draft horses and can be used for plowing and farm work as well as riding.

4. The Fjord breed has the most consistent coloring out of all the breeds in the world.

5. The Fjords are one of the purest breeds in the world. Vikings did not allow the fjords to be crossed with any other breed of horse.

6. Fjord's were used during World War 2 in Norway.

7. They are often used for therapeutic riding for people who have disabilities.

8. They are very hardy horses.  And they survived very harsh climates in Norway.( My Fjord enjoys foraging for fruits and nuts, in his twenty acre pasture.)

9. There are only 6,000 to 7,000 registered Fjords living today.

10. In 2016 less than 100 Fjord foals were born in the U.S.. With these low numbers the Fjord breed could face being endangered or extinct.

11. Fjords prefer cold weather. Their thick fur insulates them so well that snowflakes will not melt on their back.

12.Fjords often appear on the coat of arms in Norwegian families.

Repost all theses facts if you love Fjords too!!!!


Re-post if...
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.

SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2.Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6.Order a diet water whenever your go out to eat--with a serious face
7.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9. Don't use any punctuation
10.Sing along at the opera
11.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you're not in the mood
14.Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
17. Repost this if you think it's funny!

How to get kicked out of Walmart:

1-Hum the mission impossible theme and when somebody asks you a question, shout "Look out!" and push them behind a shelf.

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code RED in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret" with an accent to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-Pass this on to make someone smile :D
Read this and you'll think the human race won't make it too much longer:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity; copy and paste this into your profile.


How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20.Test the dodgeballs and throw them at passing people
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60.Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
61. Release pigs with numbers 1-2-3-4 and 6 on them. Sit back and watch employees look for number 5

 
 Re-post this if...

      -you hear your name even if its not being called

     -you hate hearing your voice in recordings.

     -you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.

    -you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

    -you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.

    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.

   -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.

   -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.

   -you feel like if get under the covers, you will be safe from anything

   -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.

   -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice

   -you hate it when you slap the little rainbow prism-thingies on the carpet and it goes onto your hand

   -all those times you watched Blues Clues and you never realized that Blue is a GIRL

   -you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back

   -your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food

   -you stop the microwave when it gets to 0:01 to avoid hearing all the loud BEEPs

  -you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over

   -when someone tells you, "Don't look now," you always look anyways

   -you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet






You ask me what sport I do. I'll say equestrian. You tell me: it's not a sport.
You tell me: it's easy. You tell me it takes no skill. You tell me: we just sit there.
You tell me:we aren't athletes. You tell me: it's just a silly hobby.
 But I ask you: Have you ever trusted something so unpredictable who, with one
 misstep can kill us? Have you ever fallen from 10feet up,going 35mph, brushed
 yourself off and kept going??? Have you ever raced full speed towards a solid obstacle?
 Have you ever jumped something that's taller than you? So before you underestimate
 us, think to yourself; do you understand the true bond required? Have you ever had a
 team mate, ten times your size, that doesn't speak your language, that you have to trust knows your instructions? Ask yourself that, don't judge us. Re post!!!!

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips...
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No.5.
9) You laugh at this because you're an idiot and everyone else does it too.
10) You're probably going to post this somewhere to see who else falls for this.

WE ARE GIRLS:
WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR SO WE WALK BACKWARDS TO RE-FIX IT. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS. WE CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON. WE TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU ARE!



I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies,"This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% wont do it. When he was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU but only 3% of you will stand up for him. When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% will stand up for him, put this on your page! And who knows? Maybe we can make it 10%!!!

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Don't read ahead... do this in order! It takes three minutes... It's worth a try!
First, get a pen and paper. When you actually chose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go to instinct!
Scroll down one line at a time, or cover the page if needed. And don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write down numbers 1-11 in a column
2. Then beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want
3. Beside 3 and 7, write down two names of boys, if you are a girl. The opposioute for boys.
NO LOOKING AHEAD! OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (friend's or family...) in the 4th 5th and 6th spots
5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11.
GO WITH INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!
6. Finally, make a wish

And now, the key for this game...
1. you must tell (the number in 2nd space) about this game
 2. The person in space 3 is th one you love
3. The person in seven is the on you like but can't understand
4. You care most about the person in 4
5. The person in number 5 is the one who understands you best
6. The person in 6 is your lucky star
7. The song in 8 matches the person in three
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 3
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind
10. And the song in 11 is how you feel about life.
Now... put this on your page. If you do, your wish will come true. If you don't, your wish will turn the opposite




Girls 
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
All girls copy and paste this to your page


Dear Bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in his homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of for his ugly scars? He fought for his country.
See that young boy you always made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
Remember that boy you pushed down stairs yesterday? Well,he commited suicide last night.
Is it worth it to bully people?
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't


Things you shouldn't do in an Elevator!

1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

2. Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

4. Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

5. When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was taped on the door when I came in.”

9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming "Let me out!"

12. Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror while making choking noises.

13. Pretend to be a rabid dog


Ways to Stay Young

1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is
2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"
3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face
4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"
5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants
6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet
7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch
8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"
9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly
10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"
11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment
12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead
13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"
14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"
15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy
16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died
17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them
18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"

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(I am sorry, but I love this smiley face.)

If you read everything on my presentation Congratulations you are the first!!! I hope you enjoyed it and had some good laughs!! If you like what I have on my page plz repost.