Hello everyone!
I liked this story so I copied it
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, /halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t put this on their page! So please put this on your page! God is always there for you. He will never leave you nor forsake you…
Now for Fun...
Friends: Never ask for food.
Best friends: Are the reason you have no food.
Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Best friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Best friends: Would sit next to you saying, "That was really fun!!."
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Best friends: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Best friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it is yours.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Best friends: Could write a whole book about you with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best friends: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!".
Friends: Will talk meanly to the person who talked meanly about you.
Best friends: Will knock them out.
Friends: Will read this.
Best friends: Will steal this, and put it on their page
This is this cat
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word of each sentence. Betcha can't resist copying this!
How to annoy people on an elevator
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"
12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!
Post this on your page if you think this is funny
10 things I know about you.
1)You are reading this
2)You are human
3)You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4)You just attempted it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7)You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8)You just checked to see if there is a No.5
9)You laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too
10)You are probably going to send this to see who else fails for it.
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they,
1): Suddenly gasp when something exciting or unexpected happens in the book.
When you find out Hector is alive !!!!
2): Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
3): Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies.
Very very very hard...
4): Bawl at a sad part (like when someone's best friend dies
When Hector dies...
5): Laugh hysterically at some parts in the book.
When Maleek gets angry about the princess backpack
Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
M R DUCKS
M R NOT
O S M R
C M WINGS
L ALL B
M R DUCKS
Nora, a raft. Is it far Aaron?
Write your username: lone ranger
Write your username with your eyes closed: lone ranger
Write it with your elbow: plonjme4b n\]\\\7\\\\]
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zxan mbg vfdrefgrt
Write it with your pinky: lone ranger
Smush your head on the keyboard: olk.iikjumnh yg bhvtvcfd grb hnbvb cgfvc fbgd
Well I'm not as good as other people I've seen do this, but I wasn't totally and completely horrible.
PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their page, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower...armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.