~I am a Christian. ~I enjoy reading, archery, knitting and antiqueing. ~In case you haven't figured it out yet, I do enjoy Marvel movies, and The Lord of The Rings books. ~I also enjoy The Door Within books, My favourite characters are.. Nock and Bolt, Malik, Oswin, Aidan, Trenna and Robby... Not to mention Gwen, Aelic and even *gasp* Kearn...
Adventures are funny things.... They can be discovered opon a dusty bookshelf or.... an ancient map.... But no adventure is without risk.
Lord of the Rings
I will remember Frodo When I am faced with an impossible task
I will remember Sam When my friend needs me
I will remember Merry When I want to fight for those I love
I will remember Pippin When curiosity gets the better of me
I will remember Aragorn When I can't hide from my future
I will remember Legolas When defying the laws of friendship
I will remember Gimli When I feel proud of myself
I will remember Boromir When I forget about friendship
I will remember Arwen When I sacrifice things for the people I love
I will remember Elrond When trying to make wise choices
I will remember Galadriel When I see that someone has the potential to change the world
I will remember Éowyn When I cannot be with the one I love
I will remember Éomer When I look at my siblings
I will remember Theoden When I see my family for the last time
I will remember Gollum When I want something to myself
I will remember Faramir When I feel worthless
I will remember Denethor When I'm blinded by grief
I will remember Grima When fear controls me
I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien When my reality is ruining my dreams But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time And close the book forever more I will remember one last time That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien Has given me a light in dark places When all the other lights went out.
Normal People: Stand by fire and stare.
The Hobbit Fans: Stare into fire and sing Misty Mountains Cold.
Normal People: Call Ghost Busters.
The Hobbit Fans: Call the Dwarves.
Normal People: Go in cars to the mountains.
The Hobbit Fans: Walk and ride horses to the mountains.
Normal People: Ignore the whole contract and sign it.
The Hobbit Fans: Read each and every part of the contract and signs.
Normal People: Hey there's Legolas in the Hobbit.
The Hobbit Fans: Know he's not supposed to be in the movie.
Normal People: Are like What? When did we start talking about The Hobbit.
The Hobbit Fans: Correct normal people on each and every part.
Normal People: Ask what is the Hobbit.
The Hobbit Fans: *Says everything about movie and books*
Normal people: See a giant white scarred guy and are like whatever.
The Hobbit Fans: Are like *Charges* "You shall die!"
Normal People: Say that's all fake.
The Hobbit fans: Say: Really? Then why is there a dwarf, an elf and a wizard behind you?
Normal People: See this and think 'Okay then...'
The Hobbit fans: See this and *Gasps* I MUST COPY THIS ON MY PAGE NOW!!!!
Normal People: see noisy people and say "Stop that"
LOTR fans: see noisy people and yell at the top of their lungs "SILENCE!"
Normal People: don't care at all and don't know anything about the elven rulers
LOTR fans: memorize the elven rulers' names, as well as the names of their rings
Normal People: don't know what Gandalf is
LOTR fans: Argue about why he was turned into a mortal and sent to the humans
Normal People: if someone disappoints you, you roll your eyes
LOTR fans: if someone disappoints you, you give them Gandalf's stink eye
Normal People: Mix up who Sauron and Saruman are
LOTR fans: argue over why they have similar names
Normal People: ignore this, and think it is dumb
LOTR Fans: copy this and steal it for their own
Normal People: See a hole and in the ground and ignore it.
Lotr Fans: See a hole in the ground and look inside thinking it’s a Hobbit hole.
Normal People: See a golden ring and say: “I want it!”
Lotr Fans: See a golden ring and say: “My Precious!!”
Normal People: Climb Mount Doom with a water bottle and food.
Lotr Fans: Climb Mount Doom with a golden ring and throw it when they get to the top.
Normal People: Learn Spanish
Lotr Fans: Learn Elvish and Dwarvish.
Normal People: Hear Legolas and think of a Lego girl.
Lotr Fans: Hear Legolas and think of the Elf that killed an Oliphant.
Normal People: Say: “What’s an Oliphant?” And frown.
Lotr Fans: Smile and think of Gimli saying: “It still only counts as one!”
Normal People: Say: “What in the world?!”
Lotr Fans: Say: “What in Middle Earth!?”
Normal People: See this and think, “What in the world!?”
Lotr Fans: Copy this onto their page.
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their profile.
