Hello my name is Amber223! 935cc82ef2748ac36d8c208173df154a.png 





*This little dude wants to run all over Howrse, will you help him?28221916.gif

 Can you raed tihs?  I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg!  The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs otno yuor pgae! :-%29%29.png?137722501


13 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
5. Specify that your drive thru order is "to go".
6. Skip rather than walk.
7. Dont use any punctuation
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Five days in advance tell your friends that you can't go to their activity because you're just not in the mood.
10. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I WON, I WON!"
11. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot, yelling, "They're loose!"
12. Look through glass. When someone walks by the other side, say, "I'm hideous!"
13. Put this on your page to make someone smile. default smiley :)