.My main focus are the Standardbreds, because they can do anything that any other horse can do if not better they are the best breed out there.

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Only horses that are in THE OTHER HORSES barn

are for sale nothing else otherwise is. 

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SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down

2.Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice

3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

6.Order a diet water whenever your go out to eat--with a serious face

7.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk

9. Don't use any punctuation

10.Sing along at the opera

11.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you're not in the mood

14.Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

15.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

16.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

17. Repost this if you think it's funny!