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I had an old account

I was here when the minimum price for ECs was 30 equus.

I was here when the Great Challenge didn't exist, and the Lottery was rare.

I was here before all the coats got changed.

I was here before the Lippizans, Nokotas and Argentian Criollos.

I was here before the Chinese Divines and the Seal of the Apocalypse.

I was here when you could buy Apollos' Lyres in the Black Market.

I was here before the Equestrian Forum, and before we could "heart," "quote," and use "spoilers."

I was here before the VIP Account.

I was here before Highland Ponies, Akhal-Tekes, and Icelandic Horses.

I was here before Gypsum's new coat, and here when the Cremello coat had blue eyes.

I was here before winged unicorns.

I was here before the new background format.

I was here when diamonds were a big part of the game.

I was here when there were still Objectives.

I was here when you couldn't re-chose a username.

I am a true Howrser.

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	TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down . 2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 3. Drink tomato juice every day and yell "I will suck your blood!" 4. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face.  6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 7. Whenever you're in a supermarket, float down the aisles with the trolley. 8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 9. When the money comes out of the ATM (cash machine), scream "I won! I won!" 10. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!

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TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY