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*Looking to buy LadyAurelie retired GAs! I don't have a huge budget but an willing to buy in either passes or equus*

Hockey season is here which means doing homework becomes more bearable when I can listen to my favourite team in the background <3

- If you can be anything in this world, be nice -

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~“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”~

One day, I'm going to make the onions cry.

Nothing makes me happier then making other people happy <3

God is good!

Never say die. Get up, keep going. Its hard, but you'll be stronger for it.
(Perhaps I should take my own advice)

More then willing to help with objectives such as item gifting
and selling horses for 10,000e!
Just shoot a PM

Avatar by: A retired breeder
Person pictured: Ryan Blaney
Layout by: Me, Myself and I
Pictured: The Vancouver Canucks logo and 3 of my favourite players.

I make graphics!
Info above the layout ^ and in the box below

About Me, Myself, and I
Jsniper/Jay/Can
Call me whatever, just not late for dinner ;)
God comes first and foremost <3
Aged between 16 and 23. Panicking at the thought of adulthood.
I am a proud Canadian
Pretty chill
Love to entertain/brighten people's days!
Dad jokes extraordinaire
Passionate lover of sports, writing, and memes!
Queen of Overthinking

Looking for PRP partners!

Always up to chat about pretty much anything
Accept *most* random friend requests

"I am only one, yet still I am one. I cannot do everything,
yet still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, by the grace of God, I will not refuse to do something that I can do."
~ Edward Everett Hale

Sometimes I tuck my head into my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.

I do not think, therefore I do not am.
I doubt, therefore... I might be?

I love sports!
Hockey
Tennis
NASCAR
Horse racing
Baseball
Most Olympic sports
Anything I can glue my eyeballs on for some time.

Ice hockey:
Vancouver Canucks or die
Fave players:
Elias Pettersson
Andrei Kuzmenko
Andrei Vasilevskiy
Quinn Hughes
Darcy Kuemper

Goalie FANATIC.
I love goalies.. I just do.
Sucker for players from Sweden, Latvia, Slovakia,Czechia
(and Canada. Of course)

Tennis:
Jannik Sinner <3
Denis Shapovalov
Andrey Rublev
Casper Ruud
Holger Rune
Many more!

NASCAR
Team Penske
Drivers:
Ryan Blaney
Christopher Bell
Brandon Jones

Horse Racing:
Any Gun Runner or Frosted offspring
Ones with weird or cool names
Whoever I forge a random connection with

Baseball:
Toronto Blue Jays

Onward!
Interesting stuffs now

Games:
Howrse (somewhat obvious)
Honkai: Star Rail (Luocha, Sampo, Luka, Qingque main)
Genshin Impact
I don't really take part in the Genshin community due to it being weird as anything, but if you want a relatively normal one, shoot a PM!
My favourite characters
Ayato
Kaveh
Albedo
Venti
Bennett
Kazuha
Many more!
I also play other browser games!

Movies/TV
LOTR/Hobbit
Enola Holmes
Jurassic Park and World
Some Marvel (Thor <3)
Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell, etc
Masterchef
Whatever the family is watching lol

Music
Not a huge listener, but its no road trip without music!
The playlist is SO assorted
The following song has been dubbed my song:
The Walker: Fitz and the Tantrums

Some favourites:
The Walker, Can't Stop the Feeling
BTS (Dope, Fire, Permission to Dance <3)
Most of Enhypen's songs
Friday Night - Vigiland
Sabaton
Smash into Pieces
Alan Walker
Other artists... literally so many

Likes:
My Bible/God
Food
People (most of ya'll... ;)
Writing (Publishing a book soon?)
Drawing
Dogs
I occasionally chisel my pupils from the screen to go enjoy nature, such as hiking, biking, swimming, and camping
Humour!
Graphics Design
Languages - Feel free to teach me a random one lol
Scandinavian and Baltic countries
(Especially Sweden and Latvia)
Coding!

Dislikes:
K-Pop. Exceptions are BTS and Enhypen.
Horror Genre
Romance as a main theme (meh)
Selfishness
CATS
Demonic/Evil Stuff
Cleaning
Getting interrupted
Being ignored
Bullies
Grating Cheese
Showers are the bane of my existence, but alas, gotta stay healthy!

PM if you have questions or want to talk!
I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down in my shoes,
my socks are falling off.

No cry because cookie is finished, smile because cookie happened.
~ Cookie Monster ~

My friends list is a mess and I haven't organized it in ages, please don't take anything on it personally. I love and appreciate everyone I talk to, you guys are great! <3

Mine Game/Other

Non competitive (Except for popularity ranking)
Pretty chill player, honestly
Please don't ask me for free stuff!

I enjoy getting into the top 10 or so in popularity at random, so if you have congratulated me, thank you! I do my best to return all that I see!

Currently breeding Marwaris to stay up with GP release.
Proud to say my mini army are starting to win rosettes!
If you see the affix 'Three Strikes You're Out' in barrels
or reining, it means I got bored enough to BLUP...

Side Projects: Lusitanos, Wari unis, and Appy unis!

Affixes:
Three Strikes You're Out - Marwaris
That's Hockey Baby! - Lusitanos
Of Celtic Cove - Appys/Appy Unis
    ..ѡɩtɦ ꜱσɗα σɳ tɦe ꜱɩɗe!? - Wari Unis
        ᴰʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ˢˡᵃʸᵉʳˢ - Ahkal Tekes
        ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛ - Polish Koniks
Sports are Divine - Divines!

Working on collecting all of the Nordic Divines.
Bragi is very elusive.

Minor RC collector, I have a wishlist in my forum!
All of my Diamond Apples are in the breeding farm
'Lol in my dreams'

Offers open on horses, although ones with customization probably won't be sold, they have sentimental value.
I loathe spending money so I'm not in sales a lot lol

Welcome to the 'Other' portion of the box!

Tons of good stuff in my forum!
Hundreds of memes
Advertisements
A guestbook
Graphics ordering
Guess the Horse Breed
Other games!

All of the graphics I use that I don't make myself are from these amazing artists!
Vampire <3
Oblivion
copper1123lol
juicyjulz
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Grand Duchess
ChaosHooligan
Denarium

Willing to enter graphics contests. just ask or advertise in my forum and I'll see it!

On the Swedish and Czech servers as, respectively,
kanadensiska
Kanadsky

GIFs and Memes below the layout!


Highest visit count: 403 on Aug 28th, 2023
Good enough for 2nd place lol

So. This happened? 15/4/22

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10th popularity 15/3/22! Crazy O.O


My first horse with 1,000 wins!
Aiden

First horse with 1,000 rosettes!

Practical Move


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^My favourite of copper1123lol's wonderful work, I love my Bible!


Gifts from NɪɢʜᴛSᴛᴀʀ, the coolest person in the world!
Go spam them with congrats!
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Dennis Shapovalov

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Jannik Sinner

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RIP Matiss Kivlenieks. You shouldn't have gone this early, you shouldn't have gone this way. You had a bright future in hockey and I was looking forward to seeing you play. I'll never forget you lifting lowly Latvia over Canada by standing on your head, you gave many fans one of the best days of their lives. You'll be missed by your family, your friends, the entire NHL, and every single NHL fan.
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Elvis Merzlikins
                               



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Canucks Players

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Andrei Vasilevskiy

Qualified for VIP on 03/03/21!


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Jacob Markstrom
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Andrei Vasilevskiy insane save
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Elias Petterson (left) Brock Boeser (right)


PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their card, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.


Have friends address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom


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Jacob Markstrom



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Elias Pettersson


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Andrei Kuzmenko, a little in-game snack and drink?

Won first rosette 17/11/20! won by Toffee

First Marwari rosette by GUARDIAN ON 04/08/21!

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Gun Runner:
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Frosted:
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Elias Pettersson and Brock Boeser


I am a Christian. (Baptist) I love God, and am saved by the blood of Jesus Christ.
Jesus is always there for you. He will never leave you nor forsake you.
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NightStar made this for me, my favourite verses that I cherish deeply. Proverbs 3:21-26 is pictured in it.
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(I do NOT force my beliefs on people, nor do I condone others doing it.)

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Darcy Kuemper


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Jacob Markstrom


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Elias Pettersson and Brock Boeser

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Ryan Blaney

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Christopher Bell

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Jacob Markstrom



I'm sorry, did you say no more Canuck's GIFs?
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Fine.
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Thats right. He's not a Canuck. He's a SHEEP.
Got you.
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(Sheep is Yang Jungwon. Laugh human is Park Sunghoon)

I love European accents (especially Scandinavian/Baltic)

Would love to travel through Sweden, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, and the Czech Republic!


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If anyone has the above coats for sale, I would be interested! I don't have the funds to buy anything crazy expensive but it couldn't hurt to ask if I'm willing to!


Before you continue, please look at Igor Shesterkin

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Spell your user:JSNIPER
Spell it with your eyes closed: JSBIPER
Spell it with your elbow:JSNIPER
Spell it with your pinky:JSNIPER
Bash your head on the keyboard:YUH Y7

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Impossibilities in the world:
1. You can't count  your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out 

Put your tongue back in fool.

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Woah, you made it here?
You deserve a fist bump!
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Yup! Theres more. I recommend reading all 62 ways :)

How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20.Test the dodgeballs and throw them at passing people
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60.Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
61. Release pigs with numbers 1-2-3-4 and 6 on them. Sit back and watch employees look for number
62. Run around screaming "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

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