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’On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because...?)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.Dog food- ‘New and improved tasting.’ Who tests it?Hair colouring- ‘Do not use as an ice cream topping.’ Yummy! I suppose they went through every possible use for hair colouring? Komatsu floodlight- ‘This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.’ Um, why did I buy this again?RCA television remote- ‘Not dishwasher safe.’ Really?Road sign- ‘Caution, water on road during rain.’ Road sign-CAUTION!! THIS SIGN IS SHARP! really? they made a sign so they could say it’s sharp? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the funny ,copy and paste this into your profile.
