In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Frito's!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)
On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

You ask me what sport I do. I'll say Equestrian. You ask me: What's that? I'll say: I ride horses. You tell me: It's easy. You tell me: All you have to do is just sit there. You tell me: It takes zero skill. You tell me: It's only something to keep you busy. Then I look you in the eye and say: Have you ever trusted an unpredictable animal that could kill you just like that? Have you ever fallen from 6 feet up, going over 20 mph and just laughed it off? Have you ever charged at top speed to an obstacle bigger than you? Have you ever jumped an object 5 feet tall? So maybe next time you feel like underestimating me, you should think to yourself; Do you understand the true bond between to completely opposite creatures? Have you ever had a team mate 5 times your size? Ask yourself that, and never judge Equestrians.. Please, re-post this if your a proud equestrian rider!!!

Girls 

are like apples 

on trees. The best ones 

are at the top of the tree. 
The boys don't want to reach 

for the good ones because they 

are afraid of falling and getting hurt. 

Instead, they just get the rotten apples 

from the ground that aren't as good, 

but easy. So the apples at the top think 

something is wrong with them, when in 

reality, they're amazing. They just 

have to wait for the right boy to 
come along, the one who's 

brave enough to...

the way /
to the top /
of the trees 

All girls copy and paste this to your page