Everyone on this game is talking about what they are in real life, like a student or a scientist or an equestrienne or a war hero and I love reading about everyone as I find you all really cool. Here is a fact about me. In real life, I am delusional.
About Me
My game is focused on building my reserve, by strategically listing item exchanges, skillers, public coverings, unicorns, and retired coats. Since I don't spend real-life money on this game, I don't chase the general ranking or divines.
Current Projects
I am building a farm of unicorn and high-gp studs for public coverings. I am curious if this is a viable long-term project. The process needs to be fun and worth the effort...for example, I stopped selling bulk rankers because the process was so tedious!
Sales Policy
All of my retired coats are negotiable. Whether they are listed for sale or not, offers are welcome.
Currently Listed
Bluecrest (2018), 341 copies
Krampus Son (2025), 99 copies
ʙʟᴜᴇ ʀᴏᴀɴ (2024), 98 copies on a 351 foundie from 2012
Winner KW (2023), 100 copies
Angri II (2015), 362 copies
Coming Soon
Past Projects
When I was a team breeder, I was a big nerd about blupping schedules, fillers, rosettes, and the Grand Prix. I have won the prix five times: Showjumping, Gallop, Trot, Gallop, and Barrel Racing. To me, the Grand Prix is the highest echelon of the game. To compete occasionally at this level is certainly not something that I imagined for myself when I started playing this game in 2011!
Former Teams
Flawless Fjords
Wolves of Iskryne
Glass Sky Peruvian Pasos
Antidote Nokotas
Kindling Shetlands
Razzle Dazzle Selle Francais
Vae Victis Thoroughbreds
Armageddon Mustangs
ISO:
Please, no random friend requests.Some goals I have:get the Diamond Rosette trophy(2023-11-28)submit to the Creation Spacewin the Western Prixearn a billion equushoard one hundred thousand passessub-four minute blup time (no timers allowed)sub-two minute blup time (Nyxes allowed)...and get the elusive three dots — five-digit Aging Points(2023-12-29).WHAT IF I BOUGHT PASSES......instead of paying rentThe daily objectives are basically universal basic income.5045 Rosettas and counting for Synesthesia! So proud!
I’ve made some wonderful friends through teams. As it turns out, the people on opposing teams are absolutely lovely as well! So, we have a fun breed rivalry.
What I don't understand are people who play catty games. Why play catty games? You know who you are, you who truck a GP-irrelevant, non-blup horse through my comps such that it takes AGES to get wins. You suck the fun out of the game. Your continued pettiness will drive away other players, so have fun clicking buttons by yourself.
It's ridiculous to call people cheaters just because someone is above you. It's possible to do well on this game blupping by hand. But since you want to sit on a high horse about something, I suggest you go offline and help some people in the real world.
If I don’t respond via PM within 24 hours, I am sorry I missed your message. Please feel free to ping me again.Don’t forget to practice INTERNET SAFETY! There are plenty of scammers and crooks and FLIPPERS trying to make a kwik buck off you so watch your back!Update 07-08-2023 Hi everyOwne. It has come to my attention that it is unjust to laugh at someone for having a 15 minute blup time. In fact that is Abellist. I realize it’s not realistic for some people like vegans to have a four minute blupping time.Thank you for educating me I take all concerns very seriously and I do apoligize, I have now updated my bussinesses and now my teams are ADA compliant that’s compliance for the Americans with Disabilities Act everyone is welcome even if you have ADHD and a bad wrist thank you very muchSCIENCE QUOTE
“Persons with autism spectrum conditions (ASC) often engage in video gaming, one of the most common leisure activity in this population. Escapism, aimed at the avoidance of negative experiences or self-development, is considered as one of the main gaming motivations. Furthermore, escapism is a self-regulatory strategy used while suffering from autistic burnout, consisting of exhaustion, reduced social skills, anhedonia, and withdrawal.” Psyzkowska et al. 2023** hOwrse ADVICE FOR A GOODLIFE **
This moment is the most precious moment, because it is the moment of now. You could be on top of mount everrest but instead you are sitting on hOwrse. I personally think that even those of us who pay for VIP should use this moment as a moment of now. That means that despite continuing to support independent game creators like Owbisoft with frequent pass buying, we should cull tivate our generOwsity by resisting the carpaltalist impulses to give in to never ending efficiency and the carpartalist treadmill. Therefore instead of using things like automatrons, autofeed, and autotrot, you should feed your hOwrses loveringly by hand. Afterall Martha Stewart said there’s nothing like home cooked love. I know Martha was a convicted criminal but still she made the best cOwrnbread recipe I ever tasted. Also you never know when the Singularity will Owccur and your pixels will become sentient. What if they becOwme sentient and visit you in real life? And they say “you shoved me in a tab and forgot about me even though I thOuwght about you ever day of my existence. You worked me to the bOwne and never did I get to experience your gratitude for my work. Can you imagine the guilt you would feel if your hOwrses confronted you? In fact in this moment of time you can’t prove that they’re not lOwnley. Like your Christmas divines, they know nothing about their intrinsic human (well horse, or pegi, poni, etc,) value they think they only are good for whatthey can give to You. That is a bad model for parenting because you don’t allow your hOwrses to develop a secure attachment or a sense- of self-worth. They will begin to think that their Ownly value is what they can give to Owther people. Thus they maybe will become PeOwple pleasers. alsOw it is important to provide enrichment. Even lowly animals like birds, which have 2 fewer legs than hOwrses clearly indicating their inferior intelligents require enrichment in their cages otherwise they will experience anxiety and depression and begin pulling Ouwt their feathers.Once upon a time Charles DarwinCharlessaid that,” evolution is happening. “TherefOwre it is entirely possible that the chimeras crated by Ow and Gaia and Owranos are the future forms of life on earth in 5050 after transformational climactic change. After all when the sea level rises our homes will be underwater so it’s very impOwrtsnt that, fish have legs and can breathe in oxygenated and atmospheric air. For exxample the orca chimera, I think it’s very wise and what Noah would have intended on his ark. If Noah’s ark had to be a NIB breeding project the end result would be an Owrca chimera. PLEASE STOP TELLING ME ORCHAS ARE NOT FISH BECAUSE THERES NO SUCH THING AS A FISH AS A TAXONOMIC CATEGORY IF YOU HAD READ THE BOOK “WHY FISH DON’T EXIST” BY LULU MILLER YOU WOULD KNOW THAT. If you have made it this far I will send you a fifth element just pm me and don’t tell your friends because if you tell them I will have no elements and be poor. it’s every man for his or her self out there we are all competing to evOwlve.If you don’t know what to do or be in this life, be genuine! It is the best way to be genuine because to be genuine it is the best way to live.
The thing about wine is that, if you drink a bottle of wine you drink a bottle of wine. But if you drink two bottles of wine then you have drunk TWO bottles of wine.
Additionally Justin TrudeauSo the Egyptians, the Norse, and the Greek Wanderer’s Spirit series get gods. The Japanese series gets Sushi, Bonsai, and Kawaii? Why not add an Americana series with Burger King, Botox, and Banjos?
stagnant water makes mosquitoesIt's a horse game, not the operating theatre.
