


WAHOO!!

Class: No
Teacher: Can you hear God?
Class: No
Teacher: So there isn't a God?
( Student raises hand )
Teacher: Yes?
Student: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you hear your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Oh, ok so you don't have a brain?
Stand up for the Lord, no matter what!
can anyone tell me why it is so hard to pray, but easy to swear? Why clubs are growing and churches are shrinking? Why it is so hard to re-post a Christian status, but easy to post gossip? Why we can worship a celebrity, but not Jesus? Gonna ignore this?The Lord said, if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father. Re-post this if your not ashamed of Jesus!
I am a christian and I am proud to say it repost this if you are too
Drag The E to the U!
E ven though you can't see him, God is there for yo U
Put This On Your Page If You Believe It!
S.W.A.G
Someone
Who
Admires
God





1. You go to http://warriorcats.com to get your name and Clan.
2. You know every cat's name in the book by heart.
3. Every night you go outside to check the phase of the moon.
4. You start preforming naming ceremonies for your cats and friends.
5. You start calling spring, summer, fall, and winter newleaf, greenleaf, leaffall, and leafbare.
6. You try to get everyone to read Warriors.
7. You post Warrior graphics on your page.
8. You start a Warriors RPG on your Equestrian Center Forum.
9. While you're reading this, you're nodding and smiling, maybe even laughing.







hit the kid and help the dog. If your that 1 % Post this on your page. <3 Pit bulls 
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you =) I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies,"This much."And he stretched his arms across the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page.97% wont do it. When Jesus died on the cross, he died thinking of YOU but only 3% will stand up for him. I love Jesus so much and he loved me so much that he died for ME and YOU. That is how much God loves you.
