I offer my stallion's coverings

If you want a covering and its not in the public coverings then just ask and If I can I will.

Here is the list of BMI's : 

1. Hera's Pack

2. Fertility Wand

3. Zeus's Lightning Bolt

4. Chronos' Timer

5. Achilles' Heel 

Somewhat funny stuff below

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell 'stop!'. 2% of people would cheer. 1% of them would take the bat, hit the kid on the head with it, and take the puppy to the vet. Put this on your wall if you are that 1%

FRIENDSNever ask for food.

BEST FRIENDSAre the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDSCall your parents Mr/Mrs

BEST FRIENDSCall your parents DAD/MOM

FRIENDSBail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDSWould sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"

FRIENDSNever seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDSHave a wet shoulder from your tears

FRIENDSBorrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

BEST FRIENDSKeep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDSKnow a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDSCould write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDSWill leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDSWill kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDSWould knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDSWalk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDSWill talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDSWill knock them out.

FRIENDSWill read this.

BEST FRIENDSWill steal this, and put it on their profile!

Re-post this if

-you hear your name even if its not being called

-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.

-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

-you and your best friend can say one word and crack up.

-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.

-you hate it when your favorite song comes on as you pull into the driveway

-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.

-If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

-If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

-If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

-If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

-If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

-If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

-If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

-If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument is over.

-If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

-If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

-If someone says dont look now, you look anyways

-If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

-If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.


10. things I know about you.....

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human

3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips...

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

8) You just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) You laugh at this because you're silly and everyone else does it too. 

10) Your probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it

99% of teenage girls would leave everything they do to get a boyfriend. Copy and paste this on your page if you are part of the 1% that would dump him for a horse.