I just got back after about four years of not logging on howrse at all, and there is a lot of updates that I missed. Still trying to figure out everything I missed.
Girlsare like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough toclimb all
the way
to the top
of the treesall girls copy and paste this to ur page
You say mall...I say barn
You say shopping...I say riding
You say skirts...I say jeans
You say boys...I say stallions
You say clean...I say dirty
You say cell phone...I say horses
You say horses suck...I say YOU BETTER RUN!
POst this on your page if
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn off the lights, you will be safe from anything
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice
-you hate it when you slap the little rainbow prism thingies on the carpet and it goes onto your hand
-all those times you watched Blues Clues and you never realized that Blue is a GIRL
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you stop the microwave when it gets to 0:00 to avoid hearing all the loud BEEPs
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over
-when someone tells you, "Don't look now," you always look anyways
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
Things to Do in an Elevator:
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"
14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny
4 u go to sleep @ night there is one person of the opposite gender. They want to kiss u, they want to be with u, they r always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep @ night. They r longing to be with u, this is all true not fake. if u repost this in the next 5 min. the person who is longing to be with you will approach u in 1 month & ask u out or grab u & kiss u. BUT if u break this chain no1 will like u or ask u out again for 5 years!!! Post this in the next 200 sec. & u WILL have the best day of ur life THIS SATURDAY! Ur # 1 will.
WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. dont use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parkinglot screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Put this on your page and make someone else smile!!
96% of people would die if Justin Bieber went missing, 3% would just laugh. Put this on your page if you're the 1% who is happily poking your new captive with a sharp stick
PLEASE put this on your presentation if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by unicorns. Unicorns are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe glitter. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their presentation, because they have already been eaten by unicorns. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... saying their last prayers, and the remaining 1% are awesome like you and will re-post this.SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THOSE FALLEN
GIRLY GIRL see a mud hole and back away slowly.
TOMBOY see a mud hole and say "CANNANBALL""
GIRLY GIRL open the door and see jb and scream and run and get pretty.
TOMBOY open the door and see jb and say "SUP DUDE SO WHO ARE YOU?"
GIRLY GIRL see a high heel store and squeal and run in.
TOMBOY see a high heel store and scream and run away.
GIRLY GIRLS better not re-post this.
TOMBOY better re-post this.
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