Howrse - Howrse

Please note!

I will not trade horses/BMIs/this, that, or the other with someone. This is a good way for everyone involved to get scammed. I negotiate very reasonably, and if you are having trouble finding a way to purchase or acquire something from me, I will help you brainstorm site-approved methods of payment.

*I train horses! Message me for more information, or click here!*

Well, hello there.

What a lovely way to kill some time.

I like to help when I can, so feel free to ask, and I will try to accommodate. Just be polite, because mean people make me 4bf0d19a3e59333e02cd4fce8e7902ed.png?779456162

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I am not currently offering up any of my stallions for public covers, because I always seem to forget! But if you're browsing my lineup (all my males are under studmuffins), and you would like one of them for a cover, just send me a PM and let me know! I will try an accommodate energy and aging-points permitting!

I do not have free anything to give (not that I have a lot to begin with 8f0d73882229b1f472cf172ee2f66ad8.png?779456162

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), but I am willing to negotiate on sales, coverings, whathaveyou. I suppose that will mean more if I ever become superawesomespectacular, rather than being brand new!

Happy Howrses!

The Cake is not a Lie.

And now for a random art-cat:

Ahahahahaha! Quiz.

You Are A: Kitten!

Cute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Like you, kittens hate getting wet. Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.

You were almost a: Monkey or a Parakeet
You are least like a: Groundhog or a Turtle What Cute Animal Are You?

Now that the random cat-art is out of the way, here is a lovely banner my rescue foundation friends made me! If you are feeling like you want to stick your pet in the safe-haven, and would rather next 500e or more, rather than the 400e fee? Contact me!