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If you are interested in any of my horses please tell me. Even if they are not in the sales I might be willing to sell them. I will accept most friend requests unless something on your page or in your name is inappropriate. If you have any horses, pure, mixed, anything, put them in my reserved sales for a reasonable price. Please don't try to sell them to my for more than ten thousand.

We need a Barbie with no hair, so every little girl fighting Cancer can feel beautiful. Put her in pink, name her HOPE and send all proceeds from sales to a sick children's hospital. Post this if you agree!

Jesus died for you! tell everyone! I am hoping to reach everyone on howrse with this amazing message! John 3 :16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life.

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When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it,he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. When you pray, he trembles in terror. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him! Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army!

The name Coho is NOT my name, believe or not it's my cat's name. Coho is a really pretty tortoiseshell cat which means she is orange, gray and white all over.

Things to Do in an Elevator:
1. Grin like an idiot then announce, " I have new socks on"
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"
14. Post this on your page if you think this is fun

Drag The E to the U!

E ven though you can't see him, God is there for yo U

Put This On Your Page If You Believe It!

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out how you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Just remember, if the earth didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Hᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Fᴀᴄᴇʙᴏᴏᴋ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ...

Hᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Tᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ I sᴛɪʟʟ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ Hɪᴍ...

Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ Iɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ...

Iғ Gᴏᴅ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀɢᴇ.

Gᴏᴅ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ᴄᴇʟʟ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀct

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is an act

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds

now read the third word of each sentence

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