Howrse - Howrse

I am selling some of my horses. Prices vary for the horses, You'll have to pm me to find out ;P( feel free to drop an offer on any of my horses, but please be reasonable :) ) Since I've been selling quite a few horses, I'll put up some guidelines on offering on my horses for sale (Not that anyone is likely to actually see them, of course...) So, horses for passes- I'm sorry, but if a horse is up for 4 or 7 passes, I'm not selling them without at least 1 pass in there somewhere.Each pass is worth 80-100k.That in mind, again, if you ask nice I might be willing to go down on them. As a side note, I will respond to offers even if it is just to say 'no', so if i don't respond for a while, I'm probably offline

Happy to do reserved coverings, just ask for any of my horses (but, I may say no for donks/drafts). The ones I have up for regular coverings :

My conversation skills could use some work, and I can be awkward, but I do love to chat. PM me?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
I hope this made you smile (or laugh) at least once, but seriously!!! Do we need to be so stupid, people???

(I do not know who originally posted this, it has come to my attention though, and thank you to whoever put all this in one place :) )