You say room: I say stall
You say mall: I say barn
You say shopping: I say riding
You say skirts: I say jeans
You say high heels: I say boots
You say boys: I say stallions
You say jewelery: I say spurs
You say clean: I say dirty
You say pedicure: I say farrier
You say bike ride: I say horseback
You say horses suck: YOU BETTER RUN