Ways to keep up a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation when you talk.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!!!!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!!"
14. Finally, put this on your page to make someone else smile.

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