WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. dont use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parkinglot screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
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-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice
-you hate it when you slap the rainbow prism reflections on the carpet and they go onto your hand
-all those times you watched Blues Clues and you never realized that Blue is a GIRL
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you stop the microwave when it gets to 0:00 to avoid hearing all the loud BEEPs
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over
-when someone tells you, "Don't look now," you always look anyways
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
-----You Know You Live In 2019 When-----
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason you don't keep in touch with friends is because they don't have Snapchat
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
10.) You just attempted to
11.) You are laughing at yourself like an idiot.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
14.) Now you are laughing at yourself REALLY stupidly.
15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Dear Bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in his homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of for his ugly scars? He fought for his country.
See
that young boy you always made fun of for always being sick? He has to
walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
Remember that boy you pushed down stairs yesterday? Well,he committed suicide last night.
Is it worth it to bully people?
Re-Post this if you are against bullying.
