! I do not sell horses nor send out covers. I don't. I don't. I DON'T. Don't know if I stressed it enough, but I don't. Ok? Please, do go somewhere else if you want this kind of things, because I don't and won't sell. Thank you.
! I do not give Handouts. I have no time nor resources to gimp your account (if you pardon the French). I run several no profit initiatives for Equestrian Centres that might need help (starting from Divines and Skillers boarding the Centres that need it), which are time and resource consuming. Every time I do a skiller for you I spend at the minimum a Nyx Pack, a Water and 20 clouds. Those are costly, very much so. Do not expect freebies from me much like I do not expect them from you.
! Did I say that I do not send out covers? Yes? Ok, hopefully you'll remember it.
! My services are, when not otherwise specified, on a First-come-first-serve basis. If I tell you a date, that is the earliest possible that I have available. I'm not trying to be rude, it's just that probably someone else got there first. Simple as that.
! Do not harm me, and I shan't harm you. I mean it in a figurative form of speech of course, but please keep in mind that I do not have time and patience to listen to people who are just trying to be rude because they 'can'. "Desktop lions" please take note. You will be blocked to guarantee my peace of mind, and yours. If your offense is so great I cannot ignore it, you will be reported as well. Thank you. :)
*To magical koory (Ogawa)
, because we know
(quote), and because I want to thank her for this beautiful layout. Thank you. So much.
, because it's been 5 years with her and she's a saint for sticking with me. Saint, you hear me? And you're awesome by definition.
*To the other members of Jaded
(who love to change nickname so I'm like "Uh, this one was... ah no that one was..." but I remember you!), because you are a very important part of my Howrse life (and also because you're awesome, in case you didn't get your daily dose of You're awesome).
, because she's been around since 2009 and helped me fund so many projects. Thank you!
The Cooker's Corner
: Because I'd love for it to be back. I've posted some recipes I have, but would love to share the wealth (and try some of yours!)Graphic Contest(s)
: Nothing set in stone yet, but you never know when you might need a banner or so (she's trying to look cool with sunglasses, but she's failing).
Daily Dose of Awesome
If no one told you today, read this. And then again, because you're awesome.
Will you sell me one of your Horses?
No. Let me repeat: NO.
Will you help me with your horses?
Yes. You may find me regularly stalking the EC Classifieds advertising for my horses and my cold prone Divines. If you see such a topic, it means that I actually have spaces to fill and will be able to help you.
Will you board your Divines in my EC?
Again yes, if they're not somewhere else. They suffer very much of cold feet, and it's not the first time I find them homeless.
Last two or three notes (of Doom!) on the EC Booster Train:
Are there requirements for the EC who wants to host you?
Uhm, no? We're usually not picky, however please mind that:
* My horses are not miracle workers. If the average of your EC stabling prestige is not enough, you will not reach 60e lessons even with my horses.
* My Divines do not count towards prestige. They're just pretty.
* My horses are regularly worked. This means they need shower and trough if they need to comp. My Divines are not, and do not need either of those unless otherwise specified.
* Try to keep the fee as low as you can. We're doing this for free, try not to force us into paying more than our due.
* Horses do vary in availability depending on how many I have. Clouds are expensive. So expensive it takes a lot of time to get 20 for the next horse.
* This is a no profit service I'm running for you because I want to. It's basically a favour. As such, you have no right to demand anything off of me.