Update February 2022: None of this info is relevant anymore but hi!

Hi! I'm Colliedog1121.

I am a girl that lives in the USA. I play violin and piano. I am homeschooled, but I will be going to private school in Fall 2015.

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My favorite thing to do is curl up on the sofa with my dog and read a good book.

Some book series that I really like that are about horses:

The Guardian Herd
Bella Sara

99% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If you're the 1% who'd laugh and slam the door in his face, post this on your page and wait for the hilarious PM's to come

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Ways to annoy people in an elevator 

1)Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2)Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3)Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

4)Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

5)Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

6)Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8)Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

9)Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10)Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

11)When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"

12)When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic they’ll open again!

Post this on your page if it made you laugh



12 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.

5. Specify that your drive thru order is "to go".

6. Skip rather than walk.

7. Don't use any punctuation.

8. Sing along at the opera.

9. Five days in advance tell your friends that you can't go to their activity because you're just not in the mood.

10. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I WON, I WON!"

11. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot, yelling, "They're loose!"

12. Put this on your page to make someone smile. :)


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I will try to congratulate anyone who congratulates me.

                                                                                                                                             

Here are some ways to get equus:

Stroke the divine horse Topaz

Enter your best horses in high kitty competitions

Sell droppings

Sell extra tack

Catching UFOs

Selling horses

Best wishes,

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