FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this. 

 BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their profile.