How You Know that Your Not Insane

❧ If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway

❧ If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

❧ If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings

❧ If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.

❧ If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

❧ If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

❧ If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

❧ If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

❧ If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

❧ If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

❧ If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

❧ If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

❧ If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

❧ If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

Congratulations your're not insane.......for now .Copy and paste this into your page if you want :)

Hand coded by horseyssitt,written by Unknown.

The Difference Between you and Me

You say high heels: I say riding boots

You say boys: I say stallions

You say jewelry: I say spurs

You say clean: I say dirty

You say pedicure: I say farrier

You say TV: I say horses

You say horses stink: YOU BETTER RUN!!

Hand-typed by horseyssitt, feel free to take.