I  Snoopy!!!!  

How to keep yourself sane:

1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom and dont disguise your voice
3. Everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7. Skip rather than walk 
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. Sing along at the opera 
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"'
14. Put this on your page and make someone else smile

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