2: I'm a fangirl
3: I'm a dog musher in training
4: I love writing fanfictions
5: I'm trying to write a book, but it's not going to good
6: I'm a Pagan
7: I'm a furry
8: I love the shows, The 100, Once Upon a Time, How to Train Your Dragon, Vikings, Teen wolf, Between, Heartland, Supernatural, Arrow
NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.
HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating munge bucket.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!
This is a true document:
NNORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD
FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the
cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" (I did)
NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!
NORMAL PEOPLE: when chased will call out for anyone to help
HTTYD FANS: Will call out for their dragon.
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD
FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11,
stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack
8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)
NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?!
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?!
NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD
FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under
their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something
to let them chase it.
Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD
fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole
shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every
Toothless plushy and figurine they have.
NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD
FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line
off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barman, I
believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large
boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this
is a talking fish bone!)
NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD
FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every
day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)
NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.
NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."
NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."
NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."
NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'
NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!
Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.
NORMAL
PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for
tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert
Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch
NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)
Ty Lee
You know you might be obsessed with HTTYD when..
-You use HTTYD-based online names on the Internet (I do it all the time)
-You go crazy when someone mentions the word "Viking" or "dragon"
-You tell people you were out flying with dragons when you're away from school/work
-You pretend you're in the forests of Berk when you're walking in your local forest.
-You dream weird HTTYD-related dreams.( i've had quite a few of these)
-You think of some cute HTTYD fan fiction you read last night, and you smile like an idiot and people look at you and ask if you're okay (yup)
- You quote a line from the movie/s when it fits into the situation. (all the time)
- You accidentally call people HTTYD characters' names (I called my crush, Hiccup once. It was pretty embarrassing since everyone knows I love Hiccup.)