Ways to annoy people in an elevator*

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.” 2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?” 3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” 4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?” 5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy. 6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking. 7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.” 9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad. 10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator. 11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"
12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you. 13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!
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